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Dark King
by Ancient Xi
Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world.Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established...The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart.The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors?"I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Dark Salvation
by delanasiwarka
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare – [The Tempest] VOLUME 1Status: Completed (260 chapters)As a form of punishment for mistakenly killing an innocent civilian, Song Zhuyu, a priest and part-time exorcist, found himself exiled to the distant shores of Shenci Island, hundreds of miles away from his hometown and the only city he had ever known his whole life. However, unbeknownst to anyone, he harbored a secret agenda— to hunt down the culprit who had turned his life upside down…
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
Dark Parasyte
by Usiel
Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal.From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies.Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty.He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath.But death was only the beginning.Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood.He is no…
Dark Hunger
by MishaK
A werewolf who would stop at nothing to claim her… After enduring the torment of his first relationship, Caleb Silver, king of Ixoviya, was enraged to find that he indeed had a mate. When he finally came close to her, the rage within him soothed. But she was on her death-bed. Turned into a vampire, she is on the verge of rejecting her mate… Conditioned to hate the night creatures, Elize Walsh, ran away from her mate. She hated him like fiery pits of hell — until this man starts his slow and wick…
The Dark Side
by Sakz
Torn Between Good And Bad.Justin is light, safe, good. Alex is dark, dangerous, bad. Ariana is torn between the two. She knows she should head towards the light but the element of darkness has always excited her. Darkness runs through her blood, darkness makes her heart go wild. Darkness attracts her, she's drawn to it like a moth to a burning fire. Which path will she choose?
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
knock knock - who is there?
by smirkingcat
this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student.....but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock #she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir??MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ?EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ?after some days later another kno…
When Love Knocks The Billionaire's Heart
by pearl_amethys
L'amour est comme le vent, nous ne savons pas d'ou il vient.Cinta datang seperti angin, kita tidak tahu kapan dia datang.-Balzac-----Ditinggalkan dua orang wanita yang sangat dicintai dalam hidupnya membuat William James Hunter, 27, kesulitan untuk mempercayai wanita. Di matanya, wanita hanyalah objek pemuas hasratnya. Dengan uang yang ia miliki ia bisa dengan mudah mendekati wanita manapun yang ia mau.Pandangan William pada wanita mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu Esmee Louise, 24, di sebuah rest…
Knock, Knock:BEASTARS FANFIC
by Givean_HooH
[BEASTARS FANFIC]Yao Boqin is a cat working as a waiter at Knock, Knock. He's only doing it to earn a few fish. As in, food. He lives next door to a crocodile, Gun Sang-won. And under him is a poodle, Johnathan Deleon. His landlord, a horrible pig Liling Yi. She seems to be targeting Yao for nothing. His rent goes up any time she's frustrated. She makes life unbearable for him, she's so annoying yelling at him all the time.Luckily, a sweet bunny he works with makes his day. Fu Meixiu is a waitre…
KNOCK
by merinfinite
After being forced by her bestfriend, office-worker Caroline was jammed in a live-concert of a rockband "Knock" which Felicity, her besrfriend, is an avid fan of.Being uninterested to the live, she decided to put ignorance to it, not minding the squealing crowd around her but what she did is a mistake.The crowd's attention are pointed towards her and she saw a man proclaiming himself to be hers.That guy is-- the same man she turned down 4 years ago.
A KNOCK
by Gospel_Vibes
It wasn't even a knock knock game, it was a simple knock that led to it all. They wish not to have opened or at least wished they weren't home to open the door. Sadly they did and now all that remains are unanswered questions and the fright. Boo!! You shouldn't be frightening for fright is already frightening by their story. It is all because of a knock on the door however, who knocked and why?
Knock
by MidnightAmare
What seems to be a simple life of four human beings turned upside down after the past knocked on one's door. Leonna a scholar student likes to live life as planned, and that's what's up, Life did not approve her plan. As she digs up a disturbing story from her friend's past she accidentally hit rock bottom and that's where things get twisted.
Knock!
by DaoistY5NPvi
Except for the rain that’s been crashing for hours and the house-shuddering wind that howls through the darkness outside, it’s an ordinary evening at your house. Then comes a knock on the door. You’re not expecting anyone. You look through the peephole, but the condensation from the wet night air has fogged it to uselessness. So you simply open the door and… (prompt)